kyaustin:

kreebby:

kyaustin:

kreebby:

kyaustin:

I’m literally laughing at the xbox one right now.

they’ve proven themselves to be cattering worse to casuals and nongamers than Nintendo ever has.

They unvieled their new console for the first time but where the fuck are the games?! Its a god damn gaming console.

The reason why Sony’s stock is…

The games are waiting to be announced at e3 like they’re goddamn supposed to be. Shut up and sit down.

haha okay now begin to explain literally everything else wrong with it???

Nothing else is wrong with it. Sit down.

im kind of confused about why my opinion differing makes me need to sit down??? what is me sitting down going to do? I’ve been sitting down for like the past 5 hours? 

A parent will tell any child throwing a meaningless tantrum over nothing to sit down. It’s a metaphor.

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kyaustin:

kreebby:

kyaustin:

I’m literally laughing at the xbox one right now.

they’ve proven themselves to be cattering worse to casuals and nongamers than Nintendo ever has.

They unvieled their new console for the first time but where the fuck are the games?! Its a god damn gaming console.

The reason why Sony’s stock is…

The games are waiting to be announced at e3 like they’re goddamn supposed to be. Shut up and sit down.

haha okay now begin to explain literally everything else wrong with it???

Nothing else is wrong with it. Sit down.

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doubletriplefuckyou:

Stop using backwards compatibility as an argument against Xbox One, because Sony is doing the same exact thing. Just keep your Xbox 360 and play the games on there.  I still have my old PS2 and Gamecube to play old games on. 

Not being backwards compatible shouldn’t even be used as an argument because the technology still exists to play the games on.   

I can’t play my snes games on my n64 obviously the n64 sucks and is a failure as a console and nobody should give Nintendo their money because nintendo is a bunch of greedy piracy-fearing asspants.

pu-nani:

I’m so done with all the Xbox One haters, please if it bothers you so much then don’t buy it, but frankly I don’t give a damn because it’s awesome.

stripedteacup:

Microsoft,

Congratulations on announcing your new console. I’m sure you have been working very hard on it for years. You have a big team of talented engineers, designers, and programmers. You built a pretty powerful machine that will be capable of playing lots of amazing games.

So why are you sabotaging it before you even release it?

Look, I’m a gamer. I’ve been playing games since the N64. I’m in your target demographic…or at least I should be. I honestly have no idea who you’re targeting with the Xbox One, and you don’t seem to either. There is so much unnecessary “social media integration” you might as well be selling a Facebook-box.

I’ve been playing games since the SNES and I disagree with you here. It’s not a facebook box. Did they even mention facebook? It’s being able to skype with family or friends while gaming and watching stuff.
It’s bringing the community together like Steam.

Your new console is not backwards compatible. I’m sure for some entirely legitimate reason and not because you want people to pay for games they already own again.

Your console uses voice controls. Voice controls that don’t work. How do I know they don’t work? Because voice controls never work. We’re years away from having a truly useful voice recognition and control system.

I have been using the voice commands on the Kinnect with the current 360 and they work quite well thank you very much. My iphone voice commands also work.

Your console requires Kinect (motion control).

No, it comes with Kinect and requires connection to that Kinect in order to work as a system to access voice commands and motion controls if need be. However it also comes with a controller and gaming developers are not forced to use the kinect at all.

You’ve made one of the most absurd fads in gaming mandatory. “But people love motion controls!” I hear you shout. No. They don’t. You can run all the focus groups and surveys you want, but people do not want shoddy motion controls. And all motion control is shoddy at best.

They didn’t make it mandatory, Nintendo did. Sit down.

And perhaps most obscene, your console links games and accounts. A veritable middle finger to every gamer on the planet. There’s nothing I love more than being treated like a criminal.

As a steam user I’m offended by this. We’ve had games linked with accounts for years and the gaming industry is better for it.

So while I don’t know how it happened, I do know what happened. You had some very creative people come up with a good piece of hardware. Then your board of directors and legal team destroyed it. The Xbox One seems to have been designed for investors, not gamers.

IMO it’s designed for everyone, especially gamers.

Look, I get it. You’re easily startled by words like “piracy” and “used games.” But you aren’t going to fix the problem. You saw a rat on your kitchen floor so you set the house on fire.

Games are slowly going digital and a digital copy can never be “used”.

For now, it might work, (best of luck by the way). But the ground is going to shrink beneath your feet. And when it’s all gone you may wish you had been a little more descent to the people that keep you in business.

Sincerely,

WW

I think they’re being plenty decent. Unfortunately many people aren’t well educated enough to understand that.

kyaustin:

I’m literally laughing at the xbox one right now.

they’ve proven themselves to be cattering worse to casuals and nongamers than Nintendo ever has.

They unvieled their new console for the first time but where the fuck are the games?! Its a god damn gaming console.

The reason why Sony’s stock is…

The games are waiting to be announced at e3 like they’re goddamn supposed to be. Shut up and sit down.

desintegratingthought:

MICROSOFT CAN SUCK MY FAT DICK. YOU CANT POSSIBLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO BUY YOUR GARBAGE MONEY HOLE CONSOLE.

WE GOTTA PAY FULL PRICE FOR USED GAMES WE CAN ONLY BUY ON XBOX LIVE

WE GOTTA PAY FOR EXTRA PLAYERS IN THE ROOM

WE GOTTA PAY A FEE TO LICENSE IT TO OUR CONSOLE

WE GOTTA FUCKING PAY IF WE…

JUST WANTED TO EXPLAIN YOU A THING

A digital copy of something cannot and never will be “used”. Allowing you to resell your copy if you don’t want it anymore and make full retail in return from it is actually showing more respect for the consumer

TIA

sassy-spoon:

• I don’t give a shit if you think the PS4 will be better
• I don’t give a shit if you think the Xbox One will be better
• I don’t give a shit which one you buy or neither/both

So having said that

• Don’t give me shit for the console I choose to buy
• Don’t be a douchenozzle to other people about what console they want
• Just don’t be a douchenozzle in general

thanks

pfennings:

moatles:

pocketfullofackles:

Not sure how well tumblr is gonna take this gif

“language” is not a standard attribute for script tags. ActiveX? What the hell year is this? Not even gonna ask why this is html or why redirecting to homechannel is the error case.

P.S. put javascript at the end of the body, as it blocks rendering until finished evaluating.

P.P.S. namespace your functions or declare as locals.

IT WAS A FUCKING GIF TO TEST A GLITCH EFFECT

I GRABBED SOMETHING THAT JUST LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING CODE HOLY MOTHER BUTTFUCKING CHRIST

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOD DAMN ASSLICKING NERD I DON’T FUCKING CARE

NOBODY FUCKING CARES BUT YOU AND YOUR FELLOW DICKWAFFLE CODE ELETISTS

CONGRATULATIONS

YOU WIN THE NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HOW EXPERT YOU ARE ON A CODE YOU SAW THAT WAS WRONG ON TUMBLR

SHUT THE FUCK UP

JUST

SHUT

THE FUCK

UP

Maybe try caring more about accuracy? There’s accessible quality code all over the internet for you to try. I don’t give two shits about the image posted, but I am rather offended by your “asslicking nerd” and “nobody cares” comments. You are a bully. Rather than calmly address that it’s not supposed to be valid code, you just start flinging personal insults and calling people elitist and talking about how “nobody cares”.

I hate people like you.

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when I was a kid google didn’t exist and I thought yahoo was the shit for searching

oops

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genderikari:

drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”

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ellamila1:

No Navi because I’m still standing in the middle of a f*****g crater

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